Rev Dr Jude

joke re: New Health Care
March 23, 2010, 3:37 pm
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Ah yes, now the jokes start. Few will be as benign as this, most likely, so enjoy.
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.
“Mrs. Sanders, please.”
“Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When
your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another
Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.”
“What do you mean?” Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
“Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s and
the other one tested positive for HIV. We can’t tell which is which.”
“That’s dreadful! Can you do the test again?” questioned Mrs.Sanders.
“Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay
for these expensive tests just one time.”
”Well, what am I supposed to do now? ”
“We recommend that you drop your
husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home,
don’t sleep with him!”