Rev Dr Jude


More Word Humor
September 22, 2010, 2:18 am
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Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small
town and put up a sign reading:

> “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.”
>
> The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed
> it to read, “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.”
>
> This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy The council, they
> changed the sign to “Catatonics and High Colonics.” No go.
>
> Next, they tried “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives.” Thumbs down again.
>
> Then came “Minds and Behinds.” Still no good.
>
> Another attempt resulted in “Lost Souls and Butt Holes.” Unacceptable
> again!
>
> So they tried “Analysis and Anal Cysts.” Not a chance.
>
> “Nuts and Butts?” No way.
>
> “Freaks and Cheeks?” Still no go.
>
> “Loons and Moons?” Forget it.
>
> Almost at their wit’s end, the doctors finally came up with: “Dr.
> Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends.”
>
> Everyone loved it.

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